Thursday, October 2, 2008

Spinning: Bottle Pop - Pussycat Dolls
Time: 11.14am
Mood: pleased =)

haha, i've completed 6 units for print media. still hesitating if i should cover the chapter on laws and journalism since i did journalism ethics and singapore's press and they are sort of connected.

anyway, here are the conversation i promised to fill you guys in.
serious, theodore, don't you know your dirty act are all exposed.
little did you expect that sarah, mk and i are good friends?
fancy flirting with all of us at the same time?
please for god sake, get your games right.

and please get this fact registered.
i prefer mature guys. preferably guys who are around 25-30.
not 17. sorry.
=( don't worry, i feel for you.
LMAO.

stop saying i'm attractive or whatsoever.
cause you know it too well that you're not gonna be another kelvin, who's capable of sweeping my feet off the ground.
try harder, alright?

here's the conversation.

PART ONE.

HIM: wow. your gf?
HIM: oh... yea
ME: since when u gotten yourself a gf
HIM: since last week
HIM: hha
ME: haha alright congrats =p
HIM: thanks:)

PART TWO.

HIM: so when u getting urself a boyfriend?
ME: i don need a man in my life.
ME: haha i'm doing greater without them in fact.
HIM: wadeva mam
HIM: u need us
ME: haha no i don.
HIM: wanna bet
ME: don't impose your perceptions on me.
ME: we're different.
HIM: when u rub 2 ladies together... wad do u get???
HIM: FIRE!
HIM: lol
ME: you're thinking on the wrong track.
ME: stupid. that's what you can ever think of?
HIM: haha
HIM: its kinda funny right?
ME: you're forgiven for being shallow. u need more exposures in life. =)
HIM: lol
HIM: yea..... everyone has the right to be stupid, unfortunately... i just abused the priviledge:(
ME: save that for your gf man.
ME: only she has tolerance for that. haha
HIM: haha
HIM: pls, she gets a different treatment
ME: that's the price of being attached to man. that doesn't mean i'm agreeable to being a homosexual. don't presume anything.
ME: to tolerate man's foolishness and superficial mind
HIM: haha
ME: there is always 2 sides to a coin, just depends on ur luck:)
ME: haha. there's only one when it comes to you
ME: haha. do i need to say anything more?
ME: haha
HIM: u got something against me is it? this is like some major battle of wit
ME: well, you have to decipher that yourself.
ME: you're the one perceiving things that way.
HIM: wadeva miss beauty adviser!:)
ME: haha
HIM: oh oh, i would love to improve my complexion... any tips?
ME: not for man, unfortunately. it's exclusively for girls.
HIM: sigh.....
ME: haha. too bad.
ME: so much for being a male.

PART THREE.

HIM: haha, there is pros and cons
HIM: i dont have to go around for 9 months with an extra luggage u know
HIM: :)
HIM: u am not the one with a kid coming out of my front, so live with it
HIM: LOL
ME: haha. i hope you wasn't born. because you're that luggage in case you forget that fact.
ME: haha who will wanna make a kid out of you man, like seriously. stop allowing your mind to get a little over astrayed.
HIM: haha
HIM: ok ok
HIM: u always love arguing with me man
ME: particularly you because you're on my ass.
ME: lol and you always side track.
HIM: i am on ur ass????
HIM: i am not ok...........
HIM: u are the one on my ass and i am trying to get u off
ME: haha. then jolly well don't reply if you think i'm on your ass.
HIM: lol
HIM: haha
HIM: ok ok
peace peace

i've divided it into 3 different parts. i must clarify that i was really sincere about wishing him in part one.

until he twist my words around in part 2 with his sexual logic which really got me real unhappy. it's freaking fucked up when i'm serious about i don't need to be in a relationship, he actually thinks it's a joke or what and apparently he think he's cool to the core by saying i need guy's dick. even if that's the case, i definitely won't need his. fuck. one word to describe him: SUPERFICIAL.

third, i'm seriously offended by the part he said about a kid coming out from his front. LIVE WITH IT SOMEMORE!!!! HE MAKES IT LIKE I'M SO DESPERATE TO BED HIM OR SOMETHING!! WHAT THE FUCK. WHO EVEN WANTS TO FUCK HIM AND CARRY HIS CHILD. i swear he's the ultimate turn off. i promised i wouldn't get so offended if he phrase it nicely like, it's fine as long as my child's mother is not you or something like that. WHY THE FUCK HE HAS TO USE THOSE WORDS, COMING OUT FROM MY FRONT. AND PLEASE, don't give birth since you find it a burden. or rather, please try harder by using your fucking powerful and magnificent dick to give birth then. FOR GOD SAKE, PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. DOESN'T YOUR BRAIN PROCESS YOUR THOUGHTS BEFORE ALLOWING THEM TO BE VERBALLY COMMUNICATED?! it's not as if you're a heaven sent baby and you fall from the sky. COME'ON, you come out from your mother's virginal too kay. just like everyone else in this world.

if god allows me to chop off one guy's dick, that's definitely gonna be yours, theodore.

haha, thanks for offering to sign me up as a model on behalf of your friend. just for your information, and just in case you need to know. i would have be a model since 16 if i were really interested. am not interested in your filthy friend's puny company.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
MORAL OF THE INCIDENT -
MEN, AGAIN, JUST MANAGE TO PROVE ME HOW USELESS THEY ARE AND CAN BE.

BRAVO! GREAT JOB DONE. =D


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